assdeluxe:

higgzorz:

her: u eat ass?

me: image

delete this post

deathgripsforcutie:

laughhard:

I guess that settles that argument


soon

deathgripsforcutie:

laughhard:

I guess that settles that argument

soon

thiswandcouldbealittlemoresonic:

You looked inside of me and you saw hatred. That’s not victory. 

daeneryus:

hot things to say during sex:

  • aw man i shot marvin in the face
  • silly caucasian girl likes to play with samurai swords
  • you got two jobs; kiss good, and make sure my hair don’t get wet
  • the d is silent
  • [faking Italian with a southern accent] bon jorno
  • BECAUSE IT’S SO MUCH FUN JAN

dorkball-mcgee:

dorkball-mcgee:

Why did Stan Lee make a cameo in The Princess Diaries 2? Was this foreshadowing Disney buying Marvel? Is Princess Mia going to be an Avenger? So many questions

image

In case you though I was joking

stunningpicture:

Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying

stunningpicture:

Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying